| boy: | hi |
| girl: | i have a boyfriend |
| boy: | i said hi not suck my dick |
| friend: | there's nothing worse than death |
| me: | final seasons |
| me: | post-concert depression |
| me: | when there's no food |
| me: | hipsters blogs |
| me: | no wi-fi |
| friend: | |
| me: | when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you |